Scoop the Poop

I saw a man

Walking his dog again.

He passed by someone’s lot,

His dog began to squat.

His dog pooped on the lawn,

The man kept moving on;

He didn’t bat a lash,

He left that poop on the grass!

Well I guess he wasn’t schooled

On what’s in a doggy’s stool:

Roundworms and parasites

Have a very long life

Surviving in the soil

Bacteria staying loyal

To cause more illnesses,

Infections and viruses

Chorus

One gram of doggy poop has 23 million bacteria.

So sir,you better turn around, grab that pooper scooper and scoop it up!

Scoop that poop, don’t be so lazy, man!

Scoop that poop, put it in a plastic bag.

Scoop that poop, there’s children playing in the yard!

Scoop that poop, really, it isn’t very hard!

Phosphorus:

Too much is bad for us.

Dog poop has quite a bunch,

This is more than a hunch.

And then there’s E. coli,

Too much can make you die.

I’m telling you the truth,

That poop needs to be scooped!

We love our H2O

But dog poop pollutes it so.

In case you didn’t know,

Now we have told you so.

It is the thing to do,

Scoop up your doggy’s poo!

Don’t cause more illnesses,

Infections and viruses

Chorus

Everybody say, “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Say “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Scoop it Up! (Scoop it up!)

Say “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Everybody say, “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Say “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Scoop it Up! (Scoop it up!)

Say “Scoop it up!” (Scoop it up!)

Everybody say, “Scoop it up!” Yeah!