Everybody Poops

(Hey! Did you know…
Kobe Bryant poops
Taylor Swift poops
And even Barack Obama poops!)

It’s a normal part of life like mama’s chicken soup
You can guarantee today you’re probably gonna poop
Doesn’t matter if you’re famous, or bummin’ on the street
After eating food your body is gonna start to speak
It’s a natural thing for humans of every ethnic group
Even if you’re Justin Beiber, you’re gonna have to poop!
Dogs are poopin’ on their walks; Geese are poopin’ at the beach
All these things impact our water, that’s the reason for this speech!

Just like dirty laundry out the chute
You’re gonna go, this I know,
Cause everybody, everybody poops!

Kids poop
Teens poop
Your mom poops
Before the day is through
You will drop a number two
Dogs poop
Geese poop
Cows poop
So let us all
Finish up our duty
And spray the Lysol

Poop from cows, pigs, and sheep is a great fertilizer
Recycling nutrients on the land will make you wiser
There’s more than meets the eye; poop has bacteria as well:
Fecal coliform, E. coli, billions of tiny little cells
Rainfall running o’er the land can make bacteria move
Ending up in rivers, streams, and lakes, of that we disapprove
Keeping water systems healthy is a definite must
Water quality matters to every one of us!

Just like dirty laundry out the chute
You’re gonna go, this I know,
Cause everybody, everybody poops!

Kids poop
Teens poop
Your mom poops
Before the day is through
You will drop a number two
Dogs poop
Geese poop
Cows poop
So let us all
Finish up our duty
And spray the Lysol

Just like dirty laundry out the chute
You’re gonna go, this I know,
Cause everybody, everybody poops!

Kids poop
Teens poop
Your mom poops
Before the day is through
You will drop a number two
Dogs poop
Geese poop
Cows poop
So let us all
Finish up our duty
And spray the Lysol